kokiri-emerald: I have this problem where I unintentionally sound like a sarcastic asshole
n. the moment you realize that you’re currently happy—consciously trying to savor the feeling—which prompts your intellect to identify it, pick it apart and put it in context, where it will slowly dissolve until it’s little more than an aftertaste.
saddeer: everything I say I mean it with 100% sexual undertones
doctoroket: kakarikovillage: the snack that smiles back children
inthedeathofthedope said: OMFG you said the word boyfriend. ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) c0m3 @ me bruh.
pattie-boyd: pattie-boyd: my neighbor just came over to tell me that my dog’s apparently in a gang with his dog i didn’t even know dogs had gangs update: my dog is not in a gang. my neighbor just likes taking pictures of his and my dog dressed up as gang members.
me anytime during the day: im tired
0h yeah…I’m still in school so I gotsta do work…wtf. library I guess we gonna hafta be friends for tonight.
A little girl seeks revenge, but a real woman moves on while karma does the...– (via gypsymandi)
Words do not express thoughts very well. They always become a little different...– Hermann Hesse (via demonlike)
that moment when you realize your blog is a mixture of serious stuffzz and mentally unstable idiotic shit.
humanseoul: that bladder bursting moment when you can’t decide whether you want to go to the bathroom or keep scrolling through tumblr
commanderinqueef: as summer nears, offensive blogging is seen on the horizon
For something to be beautiful it doesn’t have to be pretty.– Rei Kawakubo (via enoughs)
junefever: Note to self: If you’re going to get angry due to over-thinking while the other person probably isn’t thinking much at all, and unless the other person is just as angry, if not more, then being angry is completely useless. It’s a waste of time and a waste of feeling.
In your life, you meet people. Some you never think about again. Some, you...– C.S. Lewis (via odaro)
I no longer believed in the idea of soul mates, or love at first sight. But I...– Lisa Kleypas, Blue-Eyed Devil (via infinitives)
Rango is out on netflix guess what Imma be doing
Am I the only one who thinks about the ending as soon as something begins?